You can see some more pictures of me here.
Me at 5 years old.

Me at 17 maybe with my friend Nan in High School, (I am on the right)
Now I look a little different, but no matter what you hear I am not the Unabomber.

Nor am I Fidel Castro

Now I look something more or less like this

I am Skarm Niffgurd. There are a couple of givens.
1) I weigh more than I did in High School
2) I hate shaving
3) I spend too much time on the computer