Thursday, June 02, 2005
Rules to Live by
A unmentionable friend, has 4 simple rules by which he lives his life. I thought I would share them with you.
- don't eat anything that swims or lives in a ditch
- don't wait in line for fast food (go somewhere else)
- don't sleep in the woods (hiking is one thing, but at the end of the day you should sleep in a bed)
- If you want to understand women... then listen to what they say, otherwise don't believe anything that a woman tells you
Worst Ice Cream in the World
I found this post to be hilarious.